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* DO loop and other definition of computer word
 

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* DO loop

 Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai,

aur kal
bhi rahega

 
* IF THEN ELSE 

 Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar

kisi aur
ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.

 
* RETURN statement

 aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate

hain

 
* Procedure call 

 aaja re ab mera dil pukaara

 
* malloc()

 Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?

 
* exit(), suspend 

 Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa

 
* for(;;), the infinite loop

 hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe

hain,
gaate rahenge hum tum...

 
* [remote login:]

 tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do

 
* [ network busy ]

 suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to

nahin...

 
*  Two Recursive functions calling each other

 muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein

pahle
tum, pahle tum.....

 
* extern variable

 hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye

jo bhee pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

 
* static/local variable 

 Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan 

 
* SUBROUTINE 

 Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee

hai......

 
* Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE 

 Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai...... sona

sona ...... dil mera sona..... 

 
* Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION 

 Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara,

nachega aangan mei chamcham, nanha sa munna

hamara..... 

 
* FILE NOT FOUND

 Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai

kutch aisa......

 
* Global application 

 Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloon enlishtani, sar

pe lal topy roosi phir
bhi dil hai hindustani......


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