”And now I want you boys to tell me who wrote ’Hamlet’?” 

asked the superintendent. ”P-p-please, Sir,” replied a 

frightened boy,”it – it was not me.” That same evening the 

superintendent was talking to his host, Babbal Singh. The superintendent

 said:”A most amusing thing happened today. I was questioning 

the class over at the school, and I asked a boy who wrote ’Hamlet’

 He answered tearfully, ’P-p-please, Sir, it – it was not me!” 

After loud and prolonged laughter, Babbal Singh said:” THAT’S PRETTY 

GOOD, AND I SUPPOSE THE LITTLE RASCAL HAD DONE IT ALL THE TIME!”