"You look mighty dressed up, Babbal,"

a friend said to Babbal Singh. "What's going on, something special?"

"Yes," said the Babbal, "I am celebrating tonight with my wife. I am taking her to dinner in honor of seven years of perfect married happiness."

"Seven years of married happiness," the friend said. "Why man, I think that's wonderful."

"I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD MYSELF," said Singh . "SEVEN OUT OF SEVENTY."