A drunkard walks into a pharmacy and asks for some grapes . the druggist explains he has no grapes and it is a pharmacy. Then tells the drunkard to try the supermarket nearby. 15 minutes later the drunkard comes back and asks for some grapes. Thae druggist getting annoyed tells the drunkard to try safeway around the corner. A few minutes later the drunkard is back and again asks for grapes. The druggist screams that if the drunkard asks again he will nail it's feet to the floor. The drunkard leaves. 20 minutes later the drunkard comes back and asks for nails. The druggist explains he has no nails. Oh, says the drunkard, In that case I'll have some grapes