one man was in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
but as he turning to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumped into a woman
beside him and his elbow went into her breast.  They
were both quite startled.

The man turned to her and said, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you will forgive me."

Women replied, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 469."