o What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)
o Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
o Why do men masturbate?
(it is sex with someone they love)
o Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.)
o Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)
o How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
(it's never happened)
4.75