An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.--Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than other.--Oscar Wild
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing,they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2