Customer:

 Waiter, Do you have frogs legs?
Yes sir.
Well then, hop along to the kitchen and get me a burger !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing ! Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge. 
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ?
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him ! 
Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday ! 
Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir ! 
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No, madam I wiped it off !
 Waiter, there is a spider on my plate, send me the manager !
That's no good, he's scared of them too ! 
Waiter, do you serve snails !
Sit down, sir, we serve anyone !