James bond was sitting at a bar when a pretty blonde sat next to him;

James looked at his watch, looked back at the girl then looked back his watch.

The girl said "what’s wrong, is your date late"

James said "No, I have just got a new watch which tells me about the girl sitting next to me"

The girl said "so what does it tell you about me?" James replied "it says you’re not wearing any underwear"

The girl said "Well I am"

James said "Sorry Love - this must be a hour fast"