Babbal Singh sitting in the street car addressed the woman standing before him:

"You must excuse my not giving you my seat -- I am a member of The Sit Still Club."

"Certainly, Sir," the woman replied. "And please excuse my staring -- I belong to The Stand and Stare Club."

She proved it so well that Babbal Singh at last got to his feet.

"I GUESS, MA'AM," he mumbled, "I WILL RESIGN FROM MY CLUB AND JOIN YOURS."