Why did the biscuit go to the hospital? 
Because it felt crummy!
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? 
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
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What tests to witches have to pass? 
Spell-ing tests!
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Why did the boy eat his homework? 
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why is basketball such a messy sport? 
Because you dribble on the floor!
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? 
Spring time
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What happens to cows during an earthquake? 
They give milk shakes!