What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Give him a tight jersey.
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Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor
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Did you hear about the Veterinarian and the Taxidermist who combined their business?
Their slogan: "Either way you get your pet back."
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