A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To show the Armadillo it could be done.
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How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.
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What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.
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How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.