”Did you know I am a hero?” said Mundre to his friends in the 

teahouse. ”How come you’re a hero?” asked someone. 

”Well, it was my girlfriend’s birthday,” said the Mundre, 

”and she said if I ever brought her a gift she would just drop

 dead in sheer joy. So, I DIDN’T BUY HER ANY AND SAVED HER LIFE.”